GIVE A MONKEY A REVIEW SITE...: TRAINWRECK (2015)

GIVE A MONKEY A REVIEW SITE... Random reviews of the highfalutin to the mind polluting

Saturday, October 3, 2015

RATING: 2 1/2 BANANAS

Posted by Test Chimp 48 at 8:23 AM

Test Chimp 48: A Rapidly De-Evolving MonkeyBoy On The Cusp Of Mediocrity. A Mystery Wrapped In An Enigma Covered In Anguish Sauce Inside Of An Anger Box. A Hooker With A Heart Of Gold. A Sullen Sociopath Drifting Towards Murder. A Happy-Go-Lucky Lad In A Five Dollar Suit. An Aging Drunkard With A Chip On His Shoulder. A Foul Mouthed Fucker That Would Crawl Over Your Dead Mother To Bang Your Sister. A Sorrowful Sinner Washed In The Blood Of The Sweet Pink Wiggling Baby Jesus. Your Dream Date. Your Worst Nightmare. Your Retarded Best Friend. Your Annoying Next Door Neighbor. Hater Of Hipsters. Lover Of Chihuahua's In Funny Outfits. My Name Is Legion. My Name Is Mud. My Name is Sir Basil Weaselteats. I Love You All And Wish To Have Carnal Time With Each Of You. Thanks For Stopping By. Now Piss Off!

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